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WELCOME TO VACUUM PURGATORY

 

Every vacuum brand today is stuck in a monotonous limbo of lifeless adults cleaning their already spotless houses while their well-behaved pets watch from grey couches.

 
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๐–‚๐–Š๐–‡๐–˜๐–Ž๐–™๐–Š ๐–€๐–•๐–‰๐–†๐–™๐–Š

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๐•ฏ๐–†๐–“๐–™๐–Šโ€™๐–˜ ๐•ฎ๐–†๐–“๐–‰๐–‘๐–Š๐–˜

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๐•ฎ๐–—๐–Š๐–œ๐–“๐–Š๐–ˆ๐–

WHEELZEBUBโ„ข // The Worldโ€™s Most Heinously Overkill Riding Vacuum.

Available for only:

$9,666.66

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๐•ป๐–†๐–ˆ๐–๐–†๐–Œ๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐•ฝ๐–Š๐–‰๐–Š๐–˜๐–Ž๐–Œ๐–“

 

๐•ป๐–—๐–Ž๐–“๐–™

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๐–ˆ๐–—๐–Š๐–‰๐–Ž๐–™๐–˜

micah ulrich [satanic illustrations/dark art respectfully stolen with love]
me [art director / designer / copywriter] 

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