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WELCOME TO VACUUM PURGATORY
Every vacuum brand today is stuck in a monotonous limbo of lifeless adults cleaning their already spotless houses while their well-behaved pets watch from grey couches.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊’𝖘 𝕮𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖊𝖘
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WHEELZEBUB™ // The World’s Most Heinously Overkill Riding Vacuum.
Available for only:
$9,666.66
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𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖙
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micah ulrich [satanic illustrations/dark art respectfully stolen with love]
me [art director / designer / copywriter]